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Rock Hall Induction Ceremony 2009 From My Eyes

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony 2009

For the first time ever the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony was opened to the public.  The second I had found out about this amazing opportunity I just had to go.  Thanks to Matt at Addicted To Vinyl, he helped make that happen.  Last night was amazing to say the least.

Before heading to the event, Matt and I met up with Clevelandrockandroll.com‘s Bear and his son.  We met up at the Great Lakes Brewing Company for some eats, drinks, and great conversation.  Bear is a great guy and had plenty of awesome concert stories from the past to share at the table.  It was really cool meeting him and I will be checking his site out frequently for sure.

Towards the seven o’clock hour we all headed to the famed Public Hall for the event.  The traffic was lighter than expected and as we rounded the corner on to St. Clair it was obvious that something big was going on.  Media vans, limos, mobile satellites…and this was at the rear of the venue.

As luck would have it Bear and his son followed us to the event so we all took a small hike around the building that once hosted memorable concerts such as the Beatles and Janis Joplin and made our way into the sardine cramped hallways of the Public Hall once we bypassed the red carpet.  This was the first time the induction ceremony had been in Cleveland since 1997 and this was the first time that people like me could attend without spending outrageous amounts of money.

None of us dressed formally.  We dressed rock causal.  After all we were going to a concert right?.  I sported jeans, my Adidas (Run-DMC love), a CBGB’s shirt, and a Sage Francis hoodie because that is how I roll.  You would not believe how many tuxedo wearing people complimented me on that shirt.  I was asked if I had even been then and regretfully I said I had not.  Luckily others in attendance wore equal amounts of street clothes so that we did not stick out too much.

Now I’m going to break this post down into a couple of sections just for the heck of it.  First I will talk about all the positive aspects of the night, mostly the performances, followed by a few things that really made the night not so enjoyable.  Nothing can ever be perfect can it?  Well the good news is that the bad things that did happen did not ruin my fun too much and all in all I would say this was one of the coolest things I have ever been to in my life.

Matt and I sat in section 19 row H which is on the left side of the hall to the back rear.  We sat in the row that butted up against the rails and walkway so the plus was that there were no people behind us.  Of course the rest of our night would be spent shifting our bodies to ease the aches on our necks from looking left, but it was a small price to pay for a great evening.

The place seemed to fill up slowly in regards to public seating.  The high rollers who spent one of my car payments for a table seat in the VIP area were engaged in dinner already and were finishing up.  Looking around I could see cameras and all sorts of lighting and of course the giant crane like camera in the center that towered over the VIPs.

Mayor Frank Jackson, I’m sorry… Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson, had some nice words to say about the ceremony returning to town.  I joked with Matt and Said “Cleveland has a mayor?” and got some laughs by the others seated around us.  He spoke about the excitement for the induction ceremony as well as hopes to see it return every three years.  Next up were some Rock Hall higher ups who had more positive things to say about the night’s event, but seriously I was not there to see high paid people with dream jobs speak, I wanted some music.

Section 19 Row H

At about this time the music was about to begin I took a quick photo (seen right) with my handy iPhone just so I could share it here on the site.  Soon the night’s first inductees took the stage, Anthony & The Imperials.  The Brooklyn doo-wop turned soul revivalists blew me away with their three song performance including “Tears On My Pillow” and “Shout”.  Smokey Robinson soon inducted the act into the Rock Hall once they completed their performance.

I laughed when Little Anthony told the crowd that Little Anthony & The Imperials had never won a Grammy but announced the band did have a new release and hoped that would change.

After a fun collection of Wanda Jackson footage appeared on screen Rosanne Cash took the podium to induct once of the first females to play rock and roll.  Rosanne Cash spoke about her father, Johnny Cash, and Elvis and of course the lady in the spotlight Wanda Jackson who soon came out and gave some words of her own.  She then waltzed to the main stage grabbed her guitar and proved that age is nothing but a number while playing “Mean Mean Man” and “Let’s Have A Party”.

Paul Schaffer introduced Spooner Oldham and some classic tunes were played like “When A Man Loves A Woman” and “Natural Women”.  Sadly the crowd did not seem to be in to this fun little performance.

Classic footage of Bobby Womack from Soul Train appeared on the big screen with some really awesome footage.  Once completed The Rolling Stones’ Ron Wood inducted Cleveland’s Bobby Womack (who actually wrote “It’s All Over Now” for the Stones).  Ron Wood had a nice touching speech and actually looked like he had some tears in his eyes while introducing Bobby Womack to the stage.  It was nice to see a hometown musician make his worthy way into the Rock Hall.  Never in my life did I ever think I would see a Bobby Womack performance live but that all changed as he began his set with acoustic guitar in had seated on a stool for everyone to hear.  He jammed to “Wait Until Tonight” and then with a full horn section “It’s All Over Now” took down the house with Ron Wood ripping up a guitar solo.  Amazing.

Detroit hip hop artist Eminem had the privilege and honor of inducting RUN-DMC into the Rock Hall.  His introduction speech was very personal talking about the act that “turned Marchal Mathers into Eminem”.  Controversial concerns earlier were omitted as everyone in the house cheered for RUN-DMC as they were accepted into the Rock Hall.  They were the first rap band to appear on MTV, to go platinum, to tour the world, to infuse rock into their rap, and now are the first to be inducted.

Each member gave their acceptance speech and Jam Master Jay’s mother spoke on behalf of the fallen DJ.  I laughed when she stated that Jam Master Jay broke every turntable of hers.  She also stated that she never hesitiated buying a new turntable though.  Hearing Rev Run and DMC speak of how they got their start was really interesting.  I did find it a little annoying however to see the entire group with multiple family members on stage together.  It was a little too MTV Music Awards for me.  Sadly the act did not perform at the awards.  I was not aware that they were not and was actually kind of bummed.  I know it would have been amazing to see them play out live but they chose not to.

Here is Eminem’s speech:

Bass guitarist of the E Street Band Gary Tallent as well as celebrity drummer Max Weinberg collectively inducted drummer D.J. Fontana and the late bassist Bill Black both of who played with Elvis Presley.  I am curious to see the FUSE version of the awards as Max Weinberg had a very long speech eventually thanking D.J. Fontana who joined them at the podium.

Legendary Jimmy Page inducted his friend Jeff Beck into the Rock Hall.  After some kind words the former Yardbird hit the podium with some choice words and first middle finger of the evening.  The two then took the stage and did this:

Seriously that was once of the cooler things I have seen in my time.

It was pretty apparent that most of the public came to see heavy metal rockers Metallica.  The rock casual attire seen worn by everyone included a lot of Metallica t-shirts, some brand new, and some from years ago when I feel the band was at their strongest.  Some chose to wear sport jackets over the shirts making for an interesting choice in attire.

It was no surprise to hear the loudest cheers of the evening when Metallica’s name appeared on the big screen followed by a brief film of the band.  By this time many of the people in the public sections were heavily sauced.  I’ll get into that more later.

Who better than to induct Metallica than the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s bassist Flea.  Sporting a blue hairdo, Flea gave one of the best speeches of the night.  He spoke, and swore, about how much the band influenced him as a troubled youth and how they helped him get to where he is today.

Flea said it best when he stated:

“This music comes on the radio, and I couldn’t believe that it fucking existed. It was like I had been living in this normal world, where I knew what everything was that came on the radio, and all of a sudden my mind was being blown by this beautiful, violent thing that was unlike anything I had ever heard before in my life.”

Metallica, including Jason Newsted and Cliff Burton’s father who rightfully so gave the first acceptance speech, all took a few moments each to speak.  As a long time fan of Metallica, especially in my youth, I listened to every word each of them had to say about how it came about that a heavy metal band got where they are today.  Cliff Burton’s dad I could tell was so proud of his son’s accomplishments of the late musician and as a fan it meant a lot to me to see someone from his family to be there.

Robert Trujillo, who spoke after Jason Newsted, rightfully gave thanks to Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies and the second he did I had a big ol’ smile on my face.

Lars Ulrich did not have a speech written up at all.  He huddle over the microphone and gave thanks to family, friends, and fans.  While pompous sometimes he actually said something I wanted share:

“I think rock and roll is about possibilities and about dreams. The fact that the six of us can be up on the stage tonight, snot-nosed kids, outcasts, loners who grew up in very different parts of the world, in very different situations and make it here tonight, to this wonderful night in front of all these people down here … Rock and roll truly is about possibilities. Look at us. Metallica’s in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!”

It was true, the band has been through a lot and seeing them all on stage really proved they fought their battles and proved their way into the Rock Hall.  At this moment I really was happy to be a part of that night witnessing only the second metal band to ever be inducted into the Rock Hall.

Seeing Metallica get inducted really got me thinking about future inductees.  Will bands like Iron Maiden, Motorhead, or even Social Distortion ever have their day?  Only time will tell I guess.

I was not sure what was going to happen next as the band exited the stage.  I was hoping for Jason Newsted to at least play one song with them and much to my surprise Metallica and Jason Newsted took the stage and pumped out “Master Of Puppets” with two bassists.  Yes…two bassists.  It was incredible.

They may have formed in 1981 and show signs of aging but good lord these guys sounded just as awesome as every time I have ever seen them live.  I do want to add that the above video does not include the entire public singing along and cheering their hearts out and the sound live was much better than what is heard. The video also omitted the VIP section sitting there motionlessly and looking scared.  The band also played the commercially overplayed “Enter Sandman” and even though I really do not care for that track anymore it still caught my ear and I sang along…

I really hope that their performance at the ceremony leads Jason Newsted back to the band some how.  Metallica with two bassists would be pretty sick.  I know they had their disagreements and fights amongst one another but Jason Newsted looked so happy to be on stage with his former crew.  Maybe it was just because of an awesome weekend they all had reconnecting, or maybe it is more.  We shall see.

Once Metallica finished up many folk started leaving and that was a huge mistake as they missed out on the two finales.

First up Anthony & The Imperials, Wanda Jackson, D.J. Fontana (who was inducted earlier in the evening), Jeff Beck, Bobby Womank, and Rosanne Cash all took the stage and performed “Jail House Rock”.  It was a pretty insane cover of a track that helped pave rock and roll to where it stands now.

After their performance I only knew it was going to get better, and it did.  Metallica, Jason Newsted, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Flea and Joe Perry all took stage and played the Yardbird’s “Train Kept A Rolling”.  Talk about guitar overload!  There was so much going on at once I did not know who to look at.

My night was complete after that.

And so ended the 2009 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony…and I was a part of it.  How sweet is that?  Hoping to be invited to an after party or notified of a secret show, which did not happen, Matt and I squeezed out way out of Public Hall and called it a night.


That was the good, now time to me to bring up some of the events that really had me wanting to swing my fists…

First off I have a top 10 of drunks I would like to punch in the throat that were seated around us.  Yes it is a concert, and yes it was being filmed for television, but seriously did you really need to drink to the point where you are most likely going to forget the entire evening?   There were people around me that had no idea what was going on and would try and leave to take a piss every ten minutes.

With that said during some segments of the night the sweet ushers (more on that in a second) would shut the doors not to allow anyone back to their seats until a commercial break.  This made the drunks unhappy and loud.  Luckily Matt and I were seated directly in front of a door way into the concession area so all of the jackasses who went to get drinks had to finish them in the halls and created a ton of noise.  So much I might add that I was not even able to hear DJ Fontana’s acceptance speech.  That was about the time I turned around and screamed “Shut the eff up!”

People were yelling at the ushers when they were denied to be seated such as one princess saying “Do you know how much money I spent to get here?”  – Yes lady I do know how much because it is the exact amount I spent to go there too and I sure as hell did not spend that money to hear your tramp ass complain.

Another finely dressed douche bag had no idea where he left his seat due to one too many and when the ushers told him he was a row off he yelled at them for wasting his time.  Idiot.  Drunk idiot.

Oh I almost forgot about the dad who asked me if “Evil Knievel jumped over the Public Hall in the 60’s”.  Do I look that old?  He almost ate it a few times down the steps too and I was secretly hoping he would have…

Honestly I could not believe the number of people that were just out of control wasted.  If it were a Metallica concert I could understand but this was a serious ceremony of sorts that meant a lot to the artists involved.

Then there was the lady five rows in front of us screaming and wooing while failing to throw the devil horns.  Seriously, I am not kidding.  This drunk bimbo looked like she was having seizures at times because she was so blasted.  She would throw her hand out, make a peace sign followed by what looked like the “shocker” and once even the “Live Long and Prosper” Spock Star Trek sign.  She eventually used her other overly tan hand to mold her fingers into the most pathetic devil horns I have ever seen.  If I did not love my iPhone so much I would have surly chucked it at her head.

Took this right when Mr. Awesome Security guard tapped me in the back of the head...
Took this right when Mr. Awesome Security guard tapped me in the back of the head...

Oh yea, my iPhone.  I was trying to take a picture of the Jimmy Page / Jeff Beck performance and a security tapped me on the back of the head and yelled I am not allowed to take video making for a blurring picture.  I told him I was taking a picture with my phone and he said it was taking me too long as I was holding the phone like a video player.  I pointed to the crane sized camera and told him I was waiting for it to move.  Ass.

Are you tired of my ramblings yet?

I have a couple more.

The ushers when we got there were friendly and showed us to our seats but as soon as the ceremony started they started talking behind us and their walkie talkies were going off.

I understand having contol at a show and hiring outside help to maintain, but the guys behind us did not respect the paying crowd and kept laighing and talking.  I was getting so frustrated and I know I was not the only one.

One usher in particular had that face and smile that just read “punch me” and he pretty much annoyed me all night.  During the Jeff Beck performance he danced like a fool mocking the legend.  I know he had no idea what was going on and was only there to make his $7 an hour.

The same usher made the comment “Enter Sandman” made Metallica.  Instantly I envisioned myself jumping over the rail behind me, grabbing the kid by the head, and knocking him out.  It is one thing to be dumb but another thing to be musically dumb.

Finally there were the fans that just had to yell things out during the speeches in hopes that their voices would be heard on national television.  A shout out or two can be humorous but some of these people were tying to out shout one another.  Someone would scream “I love Metallica” and a moment later “I love Metallica more” could be heard.  It was sad really.  Any respectful fan would have allowed any of the inductees give their acceptance speech without drunk interuption and saved the shout outs for the live shows.

I am happy to say I kept my cool and did not get myself thrown out of the event.  I wanted to so badly, but did not.  There is a chance I upset the father sitting next to me when I dropped the F-bomb but I was pissed and it just came out.  I think if I would have flipped out and punched people in their throats it would have made for a better read here but I did not want to miss a thing that night.

So there.  There were some of my complaints.  I am sure Matt could add a few more.  Other than the drunks and the ushers it was a swell time for sure.

I really hope that in three years the ceremony comes back to Cleveland and if it does I will be there.  There is something about being a part of rock history that is all so appealing.  Sure I am not a rock star nor did I walk down the red carpet to the VIP area and eat cake but I did get to witness the same thing high rollers have been doing for years and that felt pretty damn awesome.

NOFX – Backstage Passport – DVD Review

NOFX
NOFX

For the first time ever punk veterans NOFX did something that might be actually considered “going commercial” by creating a show that was broadcast on TV in 2008.  Last Spring NOFX teamed up with real music station FUSE TV and put out the hilarious yet eye opening series called NOFX Backstage Passport.  The two disc DVD was finally released by the band’s very own Fat Wreck Chords so that now fans can watch this very original show over and over again.

The eight episode documentary that took place from September of 2006 to November 2007 featured NOFX on tour in unfamiliar countries showcasing not only their live performances to their fans but also aired their down time and behind the scene troubles trying to get from one country to another.  The result is a show that is like a punk rock No Reservations complete with drunks, drugs, and disaster.

Any fan of punk rock knows who NOFX is; now admitting you are a fan of NOFX is another thing.  Formed in 1983 the band achieved their own success doing things their way with no commercial help.  Having never signed to a major label, they ignored requests for radio airplay as well as refused to have their music videos aired.  They are godfathers of punk to many and have toured the world as well as have been a staple to the punk rock summer camp also known as the Van’s Warped Tour.

I have been a fan of NOFX since I got my first taste of their adaptation of punk rock music when I was in high school.  14 years ago I purchased a VHS movie put out by them called Ten Years Of F*cking Up.  I swear I watched that video until the tape wore thin.  Their live videos were entertaining in a sense that they just did not care.  Not just seeing them on the television, I have caught them numerous times live as well, I guess you can say like these guys a little.

The moment I heard that they would be putting a show on FUSE TV I made sure I set my DVR to record because I knew I was going to enjoy it.  From the first episode of NOFX Backstage Passport started I was hooked.  With only eight episodes of course I wanted more but thankfully the two disc DVD is now a part of my collection so I can go back and enjoy their tour.

The intro song performed by NOFX pretty much summed up the entire series with:

“We’re NOFX, screwing up since 1983 / These days we’ve got mortgages and families / So we’re going on a sketchy tour / No country is too obscure / We’re going to drink and golf and fight and snort / We’re NOFX this is punk rock passport”

Just alone in the first episode, it is learned that the series would revolve around NOFX playing in countries that punk bands normally would never tour in.  While a comedic gesture it also proves to be the band’s biggest challenge ever.

The band, as if no one knows, includes Fat Mike, Smelly, Eric Melvin, and El Hefe.  Along side the band, their manager Kent was introduced (who becomes a major part of the show, mostly because of his drinking habits) as were multiple crew members (Rugly, Wilkie, Carlos, Jeff, Ryan, Limo & Jay) who are more like family over employees.

Seeing the band at the beginning of the episode leave their actual families for the tour proved that these careless musicians are people too and I almost felt bad for them.  As exciting as a world tour would be, I can only imagine how tough it is to leave your loved ones.

Hanging ten, on a camel...
Hanging ten, on a camel...

The reality of their idea soon is shattered at some of the first episodes when the fans actually turn on the band during a couple of shows because of an instrument mishap as well as a failed joke turned insult.  It’s wild to think that such a thing could happen to a band like NOFX but it did and fans were pretty pissed off at the band.  If that was not bad enough a later venue the band showed up at had no idea that they were even supposed to play and the band was soon forced to leave the country because of death threats their mindless promoter was receiving.

The promoters NOFX worked with to get this tour working were novice if not scam artists.  Some of them kept promising Kent money and never delivered while others just continued to dish out lies.

It was actually sad to see the band get screwed out of money from those brainless promoters, yet humorous to see Kent negotiate with them sternly, fueled by anger and sometimes alcohol.  Kent alone stole the show at times especially during the one episode where he just kept drinking and eventually was carried away.  At the end of the series Ken makes a wise and bold choice that will change his life for the good.

Though the band seemed to have nothing but disappointment during most of their tour in many of the episodes, there were a handful of stops that they made the best of.  From hanging out with curious youth who become excited at one of the roadie’s tattoos to cuddling with wild animals and even swimming in the Dead Sea, NOFX and crew seem to ignore the bad and enjoy their surroundings with what they had.  They even gave acoustic apologies to fans outside their hotel at one point due to a canceled show that quite possibly even lifted the band member’s hopes more so about the situation they were stuck in.

During one of the episodes NOFX randomly made friends with a local while hanging out at a bar.  The local had never heard of NOFX let alone punk rock music and the band was quick to invite him to see their live show for a real taste of punk rock.  The smile alone on the local’s face during the show was priceless.  The band even went so far in one country to self promote themselves reflecting their younger days as an unheard of punk rock band in California.  After all, many of the countries NOFX toured in had no real idea who they were let alone sold their material at local music shops.

From missing band members to strange green powders and some S&M whipping and pain, you clearly are involved in punk rock shenanigans like none other.  Throughout the series I was actually wondering to myself if the band would ever make it home alive and had a very hard time waiting in between episodes to see what happened next.  Thanks to DVD there was no waiting between episodes.  I watched the entire series in one sitting and was ok with my decision to kill an afternoon doing so.  I seriously could talk about this show all day but I really do not want to ruin it for you.

The first disc contains all eight episodes with the band touring in such countries as Brazil, Peru, and Russia.  The second disc is loaded with over two hours of bonus footage from each episode that soon loses it’s appeal.  I really wish the footage would have been included with each episode almost like an uncut version but other then that I have no complaints.  There is also a enclosed NOFX passport full of photos, set lists, and other added memories from the tour.

The release on DVD was supposed to be uncensored but somehow the original footage was lost so the broadcasted episodes on disc one is exactly how it was seen on Fuse.  The deleted scenes however are full of wholesome cussing and fowl mouthed hilarity.  The series were limited on cable thanks to censorship, commercials, and week long waits but I assure you this DVD will make up for all of that.  Loaded with hilarious adventures this DVD will not disappoint and if you think all musicians have it easy, think again.  Granted NOFX traveled in no man’s land at times and narrowly escaped with their lives, this is visual proof of how badly a world tour can go and how awesome the experience can be by taking chances.

Want to buy a copy?  For only $15 it can be yours.  Head over to Fat Wreck Chords to buy a copy online.

DVD Specs:

DISC ONE:
1: Episode 1: Brazil, Chile Watch
2: Episode 2: Argentina, Ecuador, Peru
3: Episode 3: Japan, Singapore
4: Episode 4: Malaysia, South Korea, Taiwan, China
5: Episode 5: Indonesia
6: Episode 6: Israel
7: Episode 7: Russia
8: Episode 8: South Africa

DISC TWO:
Bonus Footage on all eight episodes

A classic NOFX video:

One more:

Bo Burnham, not to be confused with Bull Durham

I got an email today regarding a young comedian / musician who I had never heard of.  The email asked me to “please post” the email so here ya go:

Internet phenomenon Bo Burnham is about to release his first full-length album, simply titled Bo Burnham. With a CD of 13+ of the best of his hilarious, irreverent, and craftily-worded songs and a full DVD of his internet videos, a Comedy Central Presents, and other performances, this is the package that the fans have been waiting for.

Before he reached his 18th birthday, Bo entered the mainstream consciousness with internet videos (that have been viewed well over 20 million times) of him playing uproarious songs with ingenious wordplay and bad puns.

Bo was also just tapped by Judd Apatow to write and perform in various upcoming films, and when Bo isn’t on set, he will be touring the country selling out shows from coast to coast.

Bo’s Comedy Central Presents special will air on March 27th. Check your local listings for times and channels.

This kid is only 17 years old.  Crazy… So how did he get his start? Well I checked out his website and found out:

Ever since his first temper tantrum, Bo knew he wanted to perform. After an awkward “athletic” phase, he started dedicating his time to school theatre. He continued to nurture his love for performance, receiving rave reviews from countless relatives. Bo chose to attend an all-boys catholic high school, thus giving his nickname “theatre queer” some additional validity. During the fall of his junior year in high school, Bo started teaching himself how to play piano and guitar. Soon after, he wrote and composed autobiographical songs, such as “My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay,” as non-fictional jokes between him and his friends. On December 28th 2006, Bo recorded two of his songs as videos, and posted them on YouTube. Eight months and seven songs later, Bo’s videos have been seen over ten million times worldwide, generating literally hundreds of thousands of laughs. The songs, recorded in Bo’s bedroom with a camera resting on a stack of books (couldn’t afford a stand), have been remixed, rated, and reviewed thousands of times. Now amongst such elites as “The Chocolate Rain” guy and Chris Crocker, Bo hopes to capitalize on his “success” and share his stories with the world.

Here’s a few videos of the young crude dude:

For more info check out:
www.boburnham.com
www.myspace.com/boburnham
www.youtube.com/boburnham

Bo Burnham on tour:
3/19/2009 – Case Western University – Cleveland, OH
3/27/2009 – Comedy Central Presents: Bo Burnham Premiere –
4/04/2009 – Michigan State University: The Wharton Center for the Performing Arts – East Lansing, MI
4/11/2009 – Wilbur Theater – Boston, MA
4/17/2009 – Norwich University – Northfield, VT
4/19/2009 – 04/27/2009 – Melbourne Comedy Festival – Melbourne
5/01/2009 – University of Miami – Coral Gables, FL
10/16/2009 – Aladdin Theatre – Portland, OR
10/17/2009 – Moore Theatre – Seattle, WA